Thursday, May 10, 2012

I suck, therefore I rule.

I was thinking this morning about all my shortcomings and came to the realization that some of them might actually save me from even bigger disasters if I did know how to do those things. Not making sense? I'm tired. Read ahead anyway and see if any of the things you suck at might actually help you in the long run.

1. I cannot successfully light a match, so I will never start a forest fire.

2. I cannot open any sort of prepackaged snack, so I will not consume 150 extra calories of processed food.

3. I cannot go 8 hours without getting up to use the bathroom, so I can make sure my kids are not being eaten by monsters every few hours.

4. I suck at saying no to a cause, so I will forever help out at my daughters' schools.

5. I suck at being on time, so... yeah I don't really see an upside to that one either. Miss out on good parking? Frustrate my friends? Don't think those are so great.

This list will only grow and grow so I will be sure to update it. I'm pretty sure I suck at over using the comma, but so it goes. Hope you find the good in everything in which you suck!

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